Showing posts with label Fenieres. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fenieres. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

The Annual Fenieres Paques Parade



There was no rest for the weary on Paques this year, as we had a parade to attend following the Easter Egg hunt at Chateau Voltaire. Fenieres, a commune of Thoiry, has an annual Paques Parade that is the event of the year in our little town, and we made it just in time.


The parade route is about a third of a mile long...

{The America Float. It's funny to see stereotypes thrown back in your face. Apparently America is seen as the land of skyscrapers, McDonald's, the Statue of Liberty, and M & M's that don't do mornings...}


...with about 7 or 8 floats...

{The Ambulance Float...with a bar on it....tended by teenagers...slinging jungle juice...}

...and takes about 2 hours to finish.


There's always a float that breaks down...


(Spoiler alert: It was the Shrek float this year.)


...and being a small town, the floats stop at pretty much every house...


...because how else could the teenagers driving the floats have time to hand out jungle juice to the parade watchers and catch up with their neighbors?


The parade ends with a tent party in a field, complete with an oompa band, cerdon, frites, cerdon, a DJ, shenanigans, cerdon, costumes, a raffle, cerdon..
.

....did I mention the cerdon?


It's good fun and goes on well into the night. We can often hear the DJ from our house. We never make it much past the oompa band though. A few jungle juices, some frites and cerdon at the tent, and we're usually ready to head home, put on a baseball game, and Skype with family and friends back in the US. This was Oswin's first Fenieres Paques Parade (well, that's kind of a lie, I was pregnant and feeling horrible at last year's parade), and she loved it. Again, like the egg hunt, SO. MANY. PEOPLE. So many noises! So many colorful floats! (Seven is a really big number when you're only six months old.)


The funniest part to me? As you guys know, we call Oswin's alter ego Smaug the Inconsolable. Ever since then, dragons have been a big theme for us. Dragon stuffed animals have been go-to presents for her, and we (and she) love them. Her current favorite is a pink dragon in a tutu that we have affectionately named "Lady Smaug," and low and behold, Lady Smaug turned up on a float at the parade.


Priceless.

We here at the House of Hadron hope you all had a great Passover, Paques, or whatever Spring holiday you celebrate. Here's to another year of jungle juice and tubas from our small french village!

A la prochaine friends...

Honey 

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Mystery punch + drag queens = Paques!


Wow! It's been awhile since I've posted! Not gonna lie, it was nice to have a little break from the interwebs while we went off to Italy for a week, and then while hosting my belle-mama and beau-papa (mother-in-law and father-in-law)! However, in between those two events was a little holiday called Easter, and I think I can safely say that the french know how to party when it comes to Paques!



We had gotten back from our road trip to Italy at 1 am that morning, after taking about a 45 minute detour to avoid paying 35€ to drive through Suisse for a total of 5 minutes to get to our house in France. I of course then went into crazy plant tending mode upon our return, (as we had been gone a week), and still had to shower after going straight from a long dip in the mediterranean to the car, so I didn't see any zzzzzz's until 4 am. We were exhausted when we got up, and threw around the idea of staying in our jammers on the couch all day to recover from our trip, but luckily we had our buddies the H's to get us moving and out the door.


So you see the "officer" on the left? The pitcher is full of mystery punch. And the "nuns"? Giving out mystery punch to all the onlookers...


We were at the beginning of the parade, and EVERY float pretty much handed out their own brand of mystery punch...it was a bit hard to keep up...



[Puttin' the kids to work...]


[He works hard for the money...]


This float broke down about a third of a mile from the start of the parade. And yes, there were obviously WWII cracks made once they began pushing the tank downhill...


[Hi neighbor!]

My favorite float was by far the hunting and fishing float. Not only because our neighbor was on it, but because what they gave out was a deifnite accompaniment for all of the mystery punch that we had consumed...


[Oh yeahhh...]

...mystery fondue.


[Pic via Jim H.]

Another reason we loved this float? Our favorite fermier was driving the tractor...in his wife's clothes...


[Pic via Jim H.]


[Pic via Jim H.]


[Pic via Jim H.]

I apparently made a funny.



Yep, that is a REAL french cop.


[Pic via Jim H.]
No drag queens were (surprisingly) injured/tasered/billy clubbed in the making of this picture.



After the party comes the after-party...



[A la Toy Story 3.]


[Pic via Jim H.]

Hands off my Kool-Aid girlfriend.


[Cerdon at the ready.]

I'd never been to an Easter parade before this one, but I'm already counting down until next year's celebration. I just wonder what the drag queen will wear...

PS - Special thanks to Jim H. for letting me use a few of his pictures, as well as to the H's for dragging our lazy derriere's out of the house for the party.

Sidenote: 1 new follower + 3 blog posts = 5 seeds, for a total of 10 new seeds planted. Woohoo!

A la prochain friends...